Ok, it’s the last one I swear.

I just joined Yelp to defend a coworker from some awful bitch who felt the need to criticize her by name in a review of the bar where we both work. Just having a profile on Yelp honestly makes me feel like a huge piece of shit. Ok, I know it can be useful, but as someone who has been in the food/beverage industry for years—it’s probably the most infuriating site ever.
A bunch of morons who know nothing about a city stumble into a neighborhood pub, a grimy but amazing dive or a pizza place that has been adored by the community for generations. They have no concept of community, not idea what it’s like to wait tables or prepare a meal for someone, no patience and some absurd idea that they are better than everyone else. Obviously, I’m not talking about everyone. I’m talking about those people who come in when a restaurant is slammed and get all huffy if they are asked to wait a few minutes. The people who fail to recognize that dated/tacky decor is what some people love about certain places. Sorry, lady, we don’t have your 64-calorie beer. Why are you even drinking beer if you are that concerned?
In one review, the woman who hated on my BFF said a waiter at another restaurant “should have realized” that the chicken in her salad “wasn’t fresh.” She apparently thinks everything is a server’s fault. Despite the fact that he put in a new order for her and BOUGHT HER DINNER, she still felt the need to slight him in the review. Bitch, make your own chicken at home. We would rather not have your 10% (or less) tip than have to deal with your diva ass.
People pretty much suck.
amazing per usual.
(I may or may not have just left Target with a giant bag of Tidy Cats. Didn’t pick up a sweater…yet.)
Investigation
Occurred 11:15am on 11/5
151 Dundee Road – AF Hair Studio
A wheel chair bound customer became angry at personnel for failing to provide adequate handicap access. The customer then refused to have his hair cut, and the customer was advised to leave the premises. As the customer departed, he struck an employee on the arm with a towel.
I am heart-broken tonight by Maine, and I’d be lying if I said otherwise.
Somehow losing by this tiny margin is brutalizing. And because this is a vote on my dignity as a human being, it is hard not to take it personally or emotionally. But I also know that the history of civil rights movements has many steps backward as forward, and some of those reversals actually catalyze the convictions that lead to victories. A decade ago, the marriage issue was toxic. Now it divides evenly.
Soon, it will win everywhere.
Andrew Sullivan (via warrennotg) (via notthatkindagay)