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Jul 8
My BFF Tracey moved out to L.A. and is looking for a lady who needs a short hair cut! She is very talented, and worked for the top rated salon in Chicago before moving. She needs to give FREE bob to someone as a part of an interview. Tweet or email her (traceygustave@hotmail.com) if you know anyone who would be into a free, glorious haircut. Ok, the advertisement has ended. I’m off to Urban Belly.

My BFF Tracey moved out to L.A. and is looking for a lady who needs a short hair cut! She is very talented, and worked for the top rated salon in Chicago before moving. She needs to give FREE bob to someone as a part of an interview. Tweet or email her (traceygustave@hotmail.com) if you know anyone who would be into a free, glorious haircut.

Ok, the advertisement has ended. I’m off to Urban Belly.
Posted at 6:20pm

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Jul 7
Yeah, pretty much. via

Yeah, pretty much.

via
Posted at 4:53pm

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Jul 4

FML

Me: So, the missing firefighter has been accounted for. Do you know what is going on with the fire? I heard there were multiple ambulances on the scene.

Fire MEDIA spokesman: I don’t know what’s going on with the fire.

Me: When you find out, would you mind calling me back?

Fire MEDIA douchebag: Yeah, that’s probably not going to happen.

Posted at 11:46pm

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Ha! My dad says that shit about “liberal professors ruining America” all the time. Unfortunately, he rarely dresses like Paul Revere. Ha! My dad says that shit about “liberal professors ruining America” all the time. Unfortunately, he rarely dresses like Paul Revere.
Posted at 6:50pm

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Mirah, The Light

Where’s the light to shine on me
Oh, send me something, send me please
Posted at 5:48pm

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lorenrochelle: (via bullshit)

lorenrochelle:

(via bullshit)
Posted at 1:03am

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Jul 3
Chicago, I just can’t quit you. Even though I really want to sometimes. Chicago, I just can’t quit you. Even though I really want to sometimes.
Posted at 11:22pm

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“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.” Peter Gibbons, Office Space
Posted at 11:07pm

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help wanted

I am slowly losing my mind. I want to scream. Is waiting tables really so bad?
Posted at 10:52pm

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“I just heard Mary Matalin say that Sarah Palin is ‘brilliant’; for resigning, which is like calling an old horse ‘brilliant’ for dying.”

rudepundit (via hoitycoity)

LOL.
Posted at 5:31pm

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