September 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
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Haiku for Adulthood: How Lesbian Sex Works →
girlfriendisahomo:
Faves:
#183
Strap-on sex is fun,
until you realize you
don’t know when to stop.
#187
It’s like straight sex, but
by “sex,” I mean deconstructing
patriarchy.
March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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RAHMAGEDDON
Text from Mom: “Yes! Rahm is back on the ballot!”
Text from Dad: “THE CORRUPTION CONTINUES!!!”
Want to see a completely sexist/disgusting Red... →
CANNOT believe I haven’t heard any outrage over this. Disgusting.
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In case you were wondering, Carol Moseley Braun is completely crazy.
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My first date with Susan was at an NRA ‘Ladies Day On The Range’ event and...
– Rachel Maddow sharing her first date NRA connection with Meghan McCain. Hilarious. (via girlfriendisahomo)
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“It’s not a show! He didn’t open up a show! It’s ‘mourning’ with a ‘u’! You’re confusing a morning show, which you are on, with a show of mourning which this is.”
Lovin’ you, Jon Stewart.
hoitycoity:
The police are already going out of their way to say the shooting today wasn’t a terrorist act. What exactly are the requirements? How short is that terrorism cheat sheet that allows them to always label the numerous politically/religiously-motivated attacks ‘unterroristic’ within hours? Without a lawyer this guy by default is already doing well legally.
December 2010
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Long before a date was even a gleam in the eye of whatever pubescent nerd I...
– THANK YOU JEZEBEL!
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Chicago-Style
The Tribune breaks down Rahm Emanuel’s residency hearing today:
An activist known as Queen Sister Georgetta Deloney, who wore a golden headpiece, offered more statements than questions. ”Knowing the rules of the game, how could you, being the player, player that you are, not secure a residence in Chicago?” she asked before Emanuel’s lawyers objected.
Deloney also asked...
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for serious?
What kind of person CCs their boss whenever they have any issue with a coworker? Why not just talk to someone directly? I’m having flashbacks to the kid who would tell the teacher I was chewing gum in third grade. Here’s to hoping these people never get laid.
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November 2010
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October 2010
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Things that do not go well together: PMS, a freezing office, painfully annoying self-righteous douchebags who know nothing despite their fucking Ivy League educations, extreme pre-election stress.
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Today is apparently “Let’s ask Jen for favors and then be super rude to her day.” This whole not drinking until Halloween thing is not looking good…
September 2010
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I wish people would just leave Lindsay Lohan alone. Let her do drugs! It’s...
– My mom.
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Is this dress too work-ish or can it be worn to a...
Dear annoying campaign people,
I am not going to include your repetitive and cliche “reaction” to every story we publish about your opponent. We are not a mouthpiece for Democrats—and owe you nothing.
Love,
Enraged Jen
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