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Nina Simone, Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out

Oct 2nd

Seriously. What the hell am I going to...

This is NOT what I had in mind.

Oct 1st

New slogan ideas

julyshewillfly: The Democratic Party: Depressingly Ineffective.™ The Democratic Party: We Won’t...

Oct 1st

“ok, so, i’m trying to type a giant list of dead people...”
— Me, in a gchat conversation...

Oct 1st

I want you so bad.

Oct 1st

“Roman Polanski raped a child. Let’s just start right there,...”
— Kate Harding — Reminder: Roman...

Sep 28th

“If it’s a room full of bisexual pagans, you know...”
— @homosentences I pretty much...

Sep 26th

soupsoup: Counter protests in Park Slope where the hate...

Sep 26th

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soupsoup: newsweek: In which we, and Glenn Beck, are reminded that Katie Couric has mad...

Sep 26th

girlfriendisahomo: If you live in Chicago or Detroit and are...

Sep 26th

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tylercoates: Would you like to see a video a male eagle with a Chicago accent lay shit out an egg...

Sep 25th

Tomorrow is my adorable girlfriend’s birthday. Just...

Sep 24th

“[McDonald’s] failed to prevent foreign objects, not...”
— Man sues McDonald’s...

Sep 23rd

sexartandpolitics:notwhatyouthink:nataliejo True story.

Sep 23rd

Bea has been REALLY upset since Tyler left. She even tried...

Sep 21st

soupsoup: (via robhuebel) I’m drunk reblogging right...

Sep 21st

autostraddle: Oh, these two! Mariska Hargitay & Tina Fey...

Sep 21st

“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can...”
— Roald Dahl, The Twits (via...

Sep 21st

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Mirah & Ginger Takahashi, Oh! September Summer slowly turns to fall tomatoes ripe, we eat them...

Sep 20th

“Being well-rounded is beautiful. You can’t base beauty...”
— Kristen Bell, this is a cheesy...

Sep 20th

WANT.

Sep 19th

ugh.

So far this morning, the only thing I have heard on the police scanners are incidents of horrific...

Sep 19th

“You know why tonight is so fun? Because everyone here is...”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and...

Sep 18th

Missin’ you.

Sep 18th

imemilya: kanyegate: (via ericmortensen) Sorry, but this...

Sep 17th

“I hope to God when I get back Chicago still has all its...”
— Michael Miner, on my current...

Sep 17th

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tylercoates: Patrick Swayze - “She’s Like The Wind” (Yeah. I just did that.)

Sep 15th

scanner time

I left the desk for two minutes, and come back to this: “I sent two beat cars, Sir. One for...

Sep 14th

“There is no middle class anymore...just a...

Sep 14th

thedailywhat: Infromed (adj.): lacking the ability to...

Sep 14th

Seriously though...

I am so sick of these tea party whackjobs. Can they just go away, please? They all have crazy, scary...

Sep 13th

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Yeah, my blood’s so mad feels like coagulatin’ I’m sitting here just contemplatin’ I can’t twist ...

Sep 13th

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brownhound: avocadosalad: Volcano Girls- Veruca Salt Veruca Salt= my first concert. Veruca Salt...

Sep 11th

Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition

Sep 10th

Sep 10th

“No president has ever been treated like that. Ever.”
— Rahm Emanuel, after Rep. Joe...

Sep 10th

Hero.

Sep 10th

birthday plans.

Sep 10th

Since it's 6 a.m.

…and I’m working an overnight shift. I will deliriously post random shit.

Sep 10th

“Pop is about saying ‘fuck me’. Rock is about saying ‘fuck...”
— Chrissie Hynde (via...

Sep 10th

Why I drink:

While trying to get information about a fire in a small, southwest suburb, I am forced to deal with...

Sep 8th

“I don’t think a naked body is particularly shocking or...”
— Anna Paquin P.S. Totally...

Sep 7th

brownhound: Dorothy Allison <3 YES. She is in my Top 3...

Sep 7th

“dear gang members, please wait until jenny is not working...”
— Jamie is looking out for me.

Sep 4th

“We didn’t know the Onion was not a real news site.”
— Two Bangladeshi newspapers...

Sep 4th

bea love.

Sep 1st

“Why do they ALWAYS have to have “my heart” in their song...”
— jenny, on the backstreet boys...

Sep 1st